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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket. | Erma Bombeck quote HD Wallpaper

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? | Erma Bombeck quote

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. | Erma Bombeck quote

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren’t that crazy about either one of us. | Erma Bombeck quote

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. | Erma Bombeck quote

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. | Erma Bombeck quote

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When you work regularly, inspiration strikes regularly. | Gretchen Rubin quote