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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. (Steven Wright)

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Pablo Escobar Quote on Loyalty and Hardship

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. | Steven Wright quote

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. | Steven Wright quote

If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. | Steven Wright quote

Steven Universe characters on a cliffside picnic

Shep and Sadie from Steven Universe Future on stage

Steven Universe characters in a surreal landscape

Steven Universe characters facing The Diamonds