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I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. | Nick Offerman quote HD Wallpaper

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I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon. (Nick Offerman)

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Pour over coffee brewing with a kettle and Chemex

Some people awaken spiritually without ever coming into contact with any meditation technique or any spiritual teaching. They may awaken simply because they can’t stand the suffering anymore. | Eckhart Tolle quote

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. | Robert Frost quote

Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it. | Nick Offerman quote

Actually, I’m not super-kickass at a lot of things. | Nick Offerman quote

Technically, we’re all half centaur. | Nick Offerman quote

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