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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. | Erma Bombeck quote HD Wallpaper

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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. (Erma Bombeck)

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? | Erma Bombeck quote

As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. | Erma Bombeck quote

Let me put it this way. According to my girth, I should be a ninety-foot redwood. | Erma Bombeck quote

Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle. | Erma Bombeck quote

With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. | Erma Bombeck quote

I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. | Erma Bombeck quote

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. | Erma Bombeck quote

I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food. | Erma Bombeck quote