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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. | Jerry Seinfeld quote HD Wallpaper

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. (Jerry Seinfeld)

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The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun. | Jerry Seinfeld quote

What’s the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don’t they call it Roundtine? | Jerry Seinfeld quote

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive. | Jerry Seinfeld quote

People don’t just bump into each other and have sex. This isn’t Cinemax. | Jerry Seinfeld quote

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