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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso. | Rita Rudner quote HD Wallpaper

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso. (Rita Rudner)

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We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet. | Rita Rudner quote

I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious. | Rita Rudner quote

Blondes have more fun, don’t they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots? | Rita Rudner quote

When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other. | Rita Rudner quote

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience. | Rita Rudner quote

All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience. | Rita Rudner quote

I don’t look back. I’m like a shark – I only look forward. | Rita Rudner quote