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My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind. | Rodney Dangerfield quote HD Wallpaper

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My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind. (Rodney Dangerfield)

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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. | Rodney Dangerfield quote

When I was a kid I got no respect. I played hide-and-seek. They wouldn’t even look for me. | Rodney Dangerfield quote

Immature love says: ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says ‘I need you because I love you.’ | Erich Fromm quote

Faith takes God without any ifs. If God says anything, faith says, “I believe it”; faith says, “Amen” to it. | D.L. Moody quote

I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they’re the last to know. | Rodney Dangerfield quote

With girls I get no respect. A belly dancer told me I turned her stomach. | Rodney Dangerfield quote

Nothing occurs contrary to nature except the impossible, and that never occurs. | Galileo Galilei quote

Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. | Rodney Dangerfield quote