Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift. | Rita Rudner quote HD Wallpaper

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Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift. (Rita Rudner)

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