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There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake. (Phyllis Diller)

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I’ve tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t’ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best. | Phyllis Diller quote

When everyone agrees to a single solution and a single plan, there’s nothing more efficient in the world than an efficient democracy. | Neil deGrasse Tyson quote

There is no such thing as a pure extrovert or a pure introvert. Such a man would be in the lunatic asylum. | C.G. Jung quote

People are always looking for the single magic bullet that will totally change everything. There is no single magic bullet. | Temple Grandin quote

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. | Steven Wright quote

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on. | Phyllis Diller quote

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. | Phyllis Diller quote