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I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it’s regular-sized and my muscles are huge. | Jerry Seinfeld quote HD Wallpaper

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I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it’s regular-sized and my muscles are huge. | Jerry Seinfeld quote HD Wallpaper

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I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it’s regular-sized and my muscles are huge. (Jerry Seinfeld)

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Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. | Jerry Seinfeld quote

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. | Jerry Seinfeld quote

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking. | Jerry Seinfeld quote

Don’t pretend to comfort me, my friend. I might also pretend to not let you down. | Toba Beta quote

I’m old, I’m rich and I’m tired. | Jerry Seinfeld quote

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